100 Stupid Questions — List 1
Who would you invite to a vampire’s funeral?
If ghosts can walk through walls, why do they bother using doors?
Would a werewolf need a dog licence?
What flavour is invisible ice cream?
If a zombie became vegetarian, what would it eat?
Can a fish get seasick?
Where does a vampire keep his spare coffin?
If witches use broomsticks, who cleans their carpets?
Can you whisper loudly?
If your shadow disappears, should you report it missing?
Do skeletons get cold in winter?
What happens if you frighten a ghost?
Can a bald man have a bad hair day?
If aliens invade Britain, will they understand queuing?
Do mermaids have baths?
What does a dragon use to light birthday candles?
If you steal a calendar, do you get twelve months?
Can a vampire get sunburn through a window?
What does the Tooth Fairy do with all the teeth?
Do ghosts have birthdays or deathdays?
If a snail loses its shell, is it homeless or naked?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Can a penguin get goosebumps?
What does a vegetarian zombie say instead of “brains”?
If cats have nine lives, do they get nine funerals?
Can you put a bookmark in an audiobook?
Do vampires have mirrors in their bathrooms?
If a ghost sits on a chair, does the chair notice?
What would happen if Dracula became a dentist?
Do fish drink water?
Can a witch get a speeding ticket on a broomstick?
If nobody sees an invisible man fall over, is it still embarrassing?
Can you lose a game of hide-and-seek to yourself?
What happens when a vampire bites another vampire?
Do monsters check under their beds for children?
If a mummy sneezes, does it unravel?
Can a ghost get locked out of a house?
Why don't vampires just work the night shift?
What happens if a werewolf bites a vampire?
Would a dragon need home insurance?
If you paint a zebra black, is it still striped?
Can an octopus give itself a round of applause?
Do ghosts have pockets?
If a witch's broom breaks down, does the AA come out?
Can a vampire donate blood?
Why don't skeletons ever put on weight?
What does a ghost wear to a fancy-dress party?
Can a zombie become a brain surgeon?
If aliens have flying saucers, where are their flying teacups?
Do vampires need passports?
Can a mermaid wear wellington boots?
If a dragon eats spicy food, does it breathe hotter fire?
What would a ghost put on its passport photograph?
If you frighten a werewolf, does its hair stand on end?
Can a vampire become a lifeguard at an indoor swimming pool?
What happens if a fortune teller develops amnesia?
Do zombies sleep, or do they just stand around waiting for the next chapter?
Can a ghost leave fingerprints?
If a witch owns a vacuum cleaner, is that betrayal?
What happens if an invisible man wears invisible clothes?
Can a mummy use moisturiser?
Where does the Grim Reaper go on holiday?
Does Dracula ever order steak well done?
Can a vampire suffer from anaemia?
Would a ghost be any good at hide-and-seek?
Can a werewolf shave between full moons?
What happens if a zombie forgets where it buried itself?
Do dragons have smoke alarms?
Can a skeleton play the bagpipes?
Would aliens think cows are in charge of Earth?
Can a ghost get a parking ticket?
What does a vampire do when the clocks go forward?
If a dragon hiccups, should everyone evacuate?
Can a witch fly through a car wash?
Do haunted houses pay council tax?
Can a zombie have a midlife crisis?
If Frankenstein's monster loses an arm, can he simply order another one?
Would a vampire enjoy black pudding?
Do ghosts get bored of saying “Boo”?
Can a werewolf join Crufts?
What would happen if a vampire became allergic to blood?
Do zombies prefer brains scrambled or fried?
Can a ghost wear socks?
Where does a dragon park?
Can a vampire get a tattoo?
Do mermaids need fishing licences?
What would a skeleton keep in its pockets if it had any?
Could a ghost accidentally haunt the wrong house?
Can a witch use a satnav while flying?
If aliens abduct a cow, who fills in the paperwork?
Can a zombie become a vegetarian restaurant critic?
What happens when two invisible people bump into each other?
Would a vampire's dentist work nights?
Can a dragon toast bread by sneezing?
If a ghost tells a lie, can you see straight through it?
Do werewolves dread trips to the groomer?
What happens if a vampire sleeps in?
Can a skeleton get a stitch while running?
If the Grim Reaper retires, who gets the job?
If vampires live forever, why are they always in such a hurry?
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